As a musician, I found that I couldn't resist this one... I've spoofed a great Peter Gabriel song called Biko (about Stephen Biko, the freedom fighter of South Africa who died of a police beating in 1977) and turned it into a song called, oddly enough, "B-ko". Put on your Peter Gabriel album and sing along.
B-KO
(Original music and words ©1980, Peter Gabriel. New words ©1998 James Christopher "Chris" Reed)
September '87
Port Graviton weather fine
It was business as usual
In Miss Ayumi's classroom line
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Diatokuji, Diatokuji
-the girl is mad
When she tries to sleep at night
She can only dream in red
The outside world is C-ko bright
But she wants A-ko dead
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Diatokuji, Diatokuji
-the girl is bad
You can throw a mech at her
but she always comes back for more
Don't you make her any more upset
she's your friend after movie four
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko
Diatokuji, Diatokuji
-the girl is mad
and the fans of the world are
laughing now
Moriyama now
"I'll
get you back for that one Chris!... And enough with the topless shot already!
Doesn't everyone take a bath in the nude?"
-Biiko Diatokuji