As a musician, I found that I couldn't resist this one... I've spoofed a great Peter Gabriel song called Biko (about Stephen Biko, the freedom fighter of South Africa who died of a police beating in 1977) and turned it into a song called, oddly enough, "B-ko". Put on your Peter Gabriel album and sing along.

B-KO

(Original music and words ©1980, Peter Gabriel. New words ©1998 James Christopher "Chris" Reed)

 

September '87

Port Graviton weather fine

It was business as usual

In Miss Ayumi's classroom line

 

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Diatokuji, Diatokuji

-the girl is mad

 

When she tries to sleep at night

She can only dream in red

The outside world is C-ko bright

But she wants A-ko dead

 

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Diatokuji, Diatokuji

-the girl is bad

 

You can throw a mech at her

but she always comes back for more

Don't you make her any more upset

she's your friend after movie four

 

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Oh B-ko, B-ko, because B-ko

Diatokuji, Diatokuji

-the girl is mad

 

and the fans of the world are

laughing now

Moriyama now


(BACK)


"I'll get you back for that one Chris!... And enough with the topless shot already! Doesn't everyone take a bath in the nude?"

 

-Biiko Diatokuji